It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
where does the pee come out of this thing
I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
I should start printing out disclaimer handouts and passing them out to people saying, "I can not be held responsible for anything I say or do this evening."
A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
I feel bad for her, but I feel like she's one of those resource-raping alien civilizations that visits planets, decimates them and then leaves. Those really aren't the qualities I appreciate in a friend. Ya know?
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
Weirdest drunk sex ever. His sweat dripped into my eyeball and then he looked down and asked me why I was crying. I went with it.
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
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