ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
I have a huge bruise on my thigh that I am 95% sure is due to you repeatedly throwing me over couches.
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
Why is there no Netflix category for "I just wanna cry, but I don't have time for a whole romcom"?
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
Randomize
