that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
I brought him to this party even though we're not together anymore because we made a bet on who would have sex first, and it is a sausage fest up in here.
Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
THEY NOW HAVE MIXED DRINK EMOJIS! LIFE IS GOOD! PRINCESSES DON'T DRINK BEER
You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
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