Whose surfboard did we steal and why is there a wood carving of a pelican in the fridge where the beer used to be?
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
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She started crying while we were cooking shrimp because 'Under the Sea" came on Pandora
There was a note in my hello kitty underwear telling me "don't go over 9000"
I think as far as last words to bitter ex girlfriends go, "enjoy that staph infection youre about to get in your uterus" is right up there with the best
Um. That's my cat Laura. You put my cat in your mouth, and then you put my cat in your purse.
You pulled me aside and handed me a plastic childrens' tea cup full of 151 and said "trust me its a great idea"
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You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
I believe in your delicious
Okay, since we're going to be living together and I'm obviously better than you at everything, I have one single simple rule that I want you to follow: DO. NOT. FUCK WITH ME.
About that photo of the cake you just sent. You do realize it’s on a glass table, right? We can all see your reflection in it, and you’re very obviously naked.
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