That's intense
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
This is the LAST time i'm accepting the excuse "tequila made me do it". Even tequila thinks buying all of nickelback's itunes singles is fucking retarded
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
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Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
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im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
You were ¾ of the way through the first pitcher of margaritas then you turned to me and said "Wow I can barely taste the vodka!" And then…….
...Then...
Then I told you margaritas are made with tequila not vodka. You whipped the pitcher at the wall and ordered another one
I can't believe this. 100 bucks says my Botox lasts longer than their marriage will.
Overheard a drunk girl talk about how when she's drunk she believes in more than one God
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
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