what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
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I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
he was so nervous about his first time.. it was like michael j. fox trying to put on a condom...
Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
if masturbating while stoned isn't called "weed whacking" then i just don't know how to live my life anymore
moral of the story: if your going to mix ambien and free skyclub alcohol, take a direct flight or have a layover in a city you wouldn't mind having to return to for a court date.
Oh man. I threw up in the first cab. Got kicked out. Roamed somewhere for awhile. Fell asleep in the back if the second cab. Woke up in my underwear on the living room floor with a frozen pizza (thawed) laying next to me
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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