when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
As I'm trying to leave her house she shushes me and puts my hand on her boob, then goes back to sleep. In like 30seconds. What the fuck.
He said I kept trying to give him directions back to my house in Rhode Island, and that I started crying when he told me I live in Phoenix.
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
There arew tilmes ina man's life when christmaas. THerew are times in a man's lfie when drunk texts from a bathrom hyufgirto. So, you know, merry chriastmans.
Did you put Dave Matthews band on the playlist? It's really hard to funnel when "Crash Into Me" kicks in.
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
He's at Disney with 4 kids and I'm drinking wine from the bottle in bed at 2:45pm. Does it sound like we're compatible??
He literally ejaculated and I hit Uber
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