Just saw two guys having a lawn mower race, and their girlfriends cheering them on. Get me out of Tehachapi,
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
dude i woke up in a pile of chocolate chips. this has to stop happening
Professor took us out for drinks. She said if I ordered the 64oz "Call a Cab," she'd give me an A. I drank it in 5 minutes. A+?
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
I saw some guy masturbating in the Burger King parking lot and I’m just fucking done
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