You know how I know he's a virgin? He's wearing transition lenses.
girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
i just got fired from my job because i was "too smart" and my immedate response was i am WAY too stoned to be considered smart, and theni walked out the door.
wow. i have no words.
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
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And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
Hey, who is this? Sorry, you're in my phone as "you better remember".
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
We need some Captain and Fanta. That shit will change your life. Sidenote, bring an IV drip to hook me to in the morning
I can feel your judgement through the phone
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Randomize
