so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
I tried to tell him I love him but it came out something like "We're both fucked up and it works."
Laying on my kitchen floor and the lights just got brighter... I just died or there was a power surge. Based on the amount of booze I drink both are possible.
On another note, convinced a 9 year old my hickey was actually a zombie bite.
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
you didn't want to pay for the shots so you negotiated with the bartenders. Apparently 1 shot is worth 5 seconds of motor-boating you.
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
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