Just got my rental car in Iowa...gas is under 2 dollars in des moines...this is not a real state
Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
saw a man at the beach in a red speedo. when he rolled over he unintentionally displayed a HUGE skid mark.
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
I'm sorry that spending new years with you was fucking my boyfriend in your bathroom multiple times
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
Dear Beer Goggles, it's time to see the eye doctor. With love, your biggest fan.
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
i think im in europe. pls send help
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
There's a lady rapping at me about making healthy food choices. She lives in a refrigerator. This is not okay with me
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
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