just got pizza delivered to the hot tub. its easier than i thought to be this lazy
If Jon and Kate can get divorced...how hard can it be for me?
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
maybe we can find two twins tonight and bang them together and then my life is complete
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his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
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My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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