I hate your face
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
OMG THE KID WHO TRIED TO MAKE OUT AT THE BAR WITH ME IS SITTIG NEXT TO ME IN THE AIRPORT. WHY LIFE WHY???
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
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