oh god the rape fog is back!
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
I'm at about main and main street
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
You don't realize it's a small world until your ex girlfriend's dad unintentionally messages you on grindr..what.the.fuck.
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
I feel like our lives always have been and always will be a never ending drunken rampage full of pregnancy scares and lost brain cells
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
You fucked two dudes in the same night and still went home to your cats. How does that happen?
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
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