Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
having sex with him was like banging macgyver. he did the most amazing shit with the simplest things
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
There are two women in my bed. I'm gonna have a bowl of noodles so I can better understand my success.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
My roommate's overnight guest is screaming about the dog licking his asshole. I need a new place to live.
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