Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
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The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
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i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
We all just got ice cream, condoms, and toilet paper now were gonna go home and watch movies as a family.
Condoms?
Apparent my drunk ass was so dedicated to taking a piss, when I walked across the dance floor to get to the bathroom a 9/10 broad tried to dance with me and I just pushed her aside, like hard enough to send her a few feet from where she was standing, pointed at her and said "Not now chief, gotta rock a mean one."
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