It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
Why is the microwave staring at me?!
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
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