that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
CALL 911 HAND IS STUCK IN THE GARBAGE DISPOSAL. HELP
Do we still have any pizza left from last night?
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
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