My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
I'm going to rape someone's good day.
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
Apparently he proposed after he saw me chug vodka out of a traffic cone.
Happiness was finding the hidden Gatorade in the fridge
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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