Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
at least the cop wrote "happy birthday" on the ticket.
I'm sorry to inform you but your friends with benefits card has expired has the beginning of the year. If you wish to renew your card you must submit a picture of a fully erect penis. Please note that not all request for a FWB card is accepted.
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
I literally just got propositioned by a sugar daddy.
OUR DREAMS ARE BEING REALIZED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
If I was gonna be at your campus for halloween weekend, I'd dress up as the masked horny fairy and give out condoms. I'm so thoughtful.
You sat on a wall pretending to be a gargoyle before shouting "batman!" and jumping at me
I'm the drunk Des Moines deserves, but not the one it needs
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
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