Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
I found out why they kept calling her "CD". It was short for "Crab Dip". You're fucked.
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
I've made my dad a martini every night since I was 13.. I got this
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
You came out in nothing but lingerie and a Jedi robe claiming you needed more of those baby hot dog things or you were gonna go all Sith on us
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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