You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
OMG - This guy with a mullet just told me - it wasn't a mullet - but his hair dresser layered it wrong. It's so walmart in here. I hate you.
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
my mom asked me why i was covered in scratches, blood, and dirt this morning..i answered "i was planking obviously" and walked away
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
My roommate's overnight guest is screaming about the dog licking his asshole. I need a new place to live.
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