don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
The vibrator you gave me is probably the one thing I will never give up if we got robbed at gunpoint
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It's my fault there's ramen coiled around his penis.
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
Well sundance is in town and Im going to use my one and only shot to bang Taylor swift... Does it count as a random if shes famous?
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
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I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
So apparently I initiate sex in my sleep
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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