Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
how convenient is it that the kid i'm fucking lives right next to planned parenthood?
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Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
Let me just say....i'm sorry about setting your carpet on fire. I had no idea that the paper towel would burn that quickly.
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
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I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
I think that's why god made me a woman. Bc it's harder to slap people in the face with a vagina.
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
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