I think we should boobie trap our beer this time using duct tape, rubber bands, seran wrap, and urine. Trust me I have a plan and it will work.
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
Just paid my credit card bill at the bar. This phone makes it so I never have to leave
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
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