i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
I think we should boobie trap our beer this time using duct tape, rubber bands, seran wrap, and urine. Trust me I have a plan and it will work.
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
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i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
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A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
If I die on my walk home, please come claim the body. There is $30 in my left shoe for you....for pizza
Whats spookier? Halloween or waking up to a drunk text from your ex telling you how awesome you are at 2am
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
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