As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
Still no second date. Guess you shouldn't show guys your taser on the first date.
The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
In other news, I'm pretty sure my mom was encouraging me to have a threesome yesterday... I don't even want to start digging in that garden of horror and trauma.
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
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