Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
My eyes are so dilated i literally have night vision right now.
Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
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the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
and that's when the elephants and penises started dancing on the ceiling
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
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He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
Woke up to a huge puddle of water in the living room floor, apparently I made an indoor snowman.
I'm sexting at the thanksgiving dinner table...this is a new holiday tradition.
I show up hung over with mcdonalds. Why wouldn't he have sex with me? It's a fucking leap year...
What's the best way to tell a guy he can call me when his impending divorce is finalized?
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