We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
Fairly certain I called dibs on your lesbian virginity last night
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
He insisted that I looked like Kiefer Sutherland, told me he didn't know what to do about it, then hugged me awkwardly.
If she were to ever cheat on her husband, I'm positive I'm the the go to guy. Which flatters me and weirds me out at the same time.
Emergency! LinkedIn connected me to a hotornot hookup from sophomore year... slutty phase sphere has officially invaded grown up professional sphere. My illusions of interweb sexual anonymity have been exploded.
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
Pretty sure I just pissed straight whiskey...
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