Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
The coffee from our coffee maker just hasn't tasted normal since we made Mac n cheese in it that one time....
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
nothing like a call from your drunk grandpa at midnight on a wednesday to ask your parents if you're registered to vote...
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
Ever walked into a basement full of 10 guys jerking it to a live stripper? Cause I have. Always confirm the address of a house party. Always.
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
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