I smell stomach acid.
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
What drink are we having for lunch?
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
it's pretty awkward texting you how much I want to suck your cock when I have my mom on speakerphone.
On my way
Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
Hey before you quit, let me sell drugs to your boss at least one more time
Either my apartment is haunted or I'm far more drunk than I thought
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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