I swear I have "I love assholes" written on my forehead with ink that only guys can see.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
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I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
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I think my nap took me to another dimension
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
I blacked out after the piñata full of condoms
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