I woke up in a place I've never been before, with people I've never met before using me as a table for domino's.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
Dude you're fine. You're 5 minutes away from your house and you're eating fig newtons
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
I never thought I would have to put a band-aid on my penis.
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
Enjoy the penises
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
OMG. When you threw the used condom on your floor you threw it in my purse!!! I just went to grab my headphones and it was stuck to them!
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
not even sure this counts as hungover but like my body can't exist in reality today
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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