I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
operation harelip BJ is a go
stranger just walked up to the fridge at the party, took the hawaiin punch out, drank it straight from the bottle, looked at everyone who stared in awe and said "im fucking thirsty" and put it back.
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
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Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
Turned on my GPS and all that it said in the search bar was "beer,"
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Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
I stole an accordion from the bar
Accidentally
I'm having ragrets about stealing the accordion
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
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