is it bad that i shorted Freddie Mac immediatly after I heard about the CFO?
I've drank myself into a smaller pants size. Who ever said alcoholism was unhealthy was mistaken.
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
Now I'm heckling that my belch is more exciting than their fireworks and I peed down the driveway.
We don't watch enough power rangers
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
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