I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
He just got home drunk. He ate 5 snack cakes, said Little Debbie's his bitch, went upstairs and fell asleep.
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
I'm in the line at Chipotle thinking: "What combo will best prepare my body for the open bar I'm going to subject it to tonight?"
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
Oh I had the weirdest dream in which I was an archeologist stealing a golden dildo from a snobby British person
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