you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
Lots of alcohol. 3rd graders fuck me now.
Auto correct or actual 3rd graders?
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
Just had someone from Hells Angels snort coke off my tits...so I'm pretty much done with life now. 💀
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
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