Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
Woke up in a closet. I'm not drinking till summer.
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
You know its bad when convincing your mother you were masturbating is the better alternative
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
the back of my hand read, "say no to drugs." my palm read, "say yes to shots." when the fuck did I write that?
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
Nobody cheats on THIS.
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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