Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
I can't believe I had to sit there pretending to play Halo with a condom on for 20 Minutes because your brother barged in to tell a story.
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
the cashier at the gas station pulled a twig out of my hair and told me I should probably wash it before work....it was kinda sweet.
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
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