No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
If a cougar buys you pizza and wants to show you her newly-won house, you have sex with her. It's the law. Just being all the man I can be dude
Dinner was cheetos vodka and whiskey. This is what happens when even your booty call breaks up with you.
I woke up this morning with 3 phone numbers, a red Chinese New Year envelope with cash in it, and a winning scratcher all stuffed in my bra. I'd say it was a pretty successful Thursday night.
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
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