I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
I was doing drugs in the men's room so my employee went in to the woman's for the same reason but left proof and got caught. Had to fire him cuz I bogarted his dope spot. Awesome.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
She started throwing ice at me and started yelling, "Holy water bitches! This is an exorcism!"
i believe in u and ur pee
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
She just texted me saying "come over and eat me out, my vagina smells like honey glazed ham." I know I shouldn't be, but i'm just so curious.
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