Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
I get so lonely sometimes I set my phone's alarm to go off every 5 minutes or so and imagine people are texting me.
"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
Dude, I had to masturbate just to stay warm. Please pay the gas bill?
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
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