My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
You told him how lucky he was to be an elephant and kept trying to grab his "trunk"
Woke up to pictures of me cooking wings with a blow torch.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
Is your answer to that text seriously a right parenthesis
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
Can she stop putting up all these passive aggressive statuses and please come out of the "I-want-to-be-a-pornstar" closet already?
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
Yeah but then I feel like it's worth it like bro you just stabbed me the least you can do is get me a fuckin otter pop.
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
By the way can you translate "sorry, she played you bruh" to Spanish? Some Hispanic guy who spoke absolutely no English callled me last night and when I tried to tell him he had the wrong number the response was "como? No no no no...." And then click. He was gone
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