An ex-gang member just asked me out on a date via note. And spelled dinner wrong. Win?
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
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Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
If you're not on crutches for breakfast, I'll feel like I've failed you.
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
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I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
Commuter bitches be judging your sister and her bag fulla wine. It's a motherfucking rosé, bitch!
I ate pizza in bed, sans pants, and then carved a pumpkin. FUNCTIONING ADULT MOTHERFUCKERS!
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
Holy shit he’s stupid hot! If you don’t hurry up and make a move my ovaries are going to march over there and introduce themselves
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