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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
From now on I forbid you to refer to it as a "bed". From now on you must only use the phrase "sex wagon".
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
I was stalking his twitter and saw that he used punctuation in a hashtag. Thank god we didn't work out because I can't be with someone that incompetent
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
Just woke up from an extremely erotic dream featuring Steve Buscemi. Now I can't sleep.
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
He said 'I really struggle with the sin of lust' then we proceeded to have sex. So I guess it was a perfectly executed Catholic pick up line?
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
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