I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
You're cordially invited to the love nest for alcoholic and aquatic adventures. Also known as an all expense paid trip to my pool, alcohol, and vagina.
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
It was one of the greatest weekends of my life. And that's even after factoring in spraying myself in the face with the bidet.
Can I just skip the lesson I have planned for tomorrow and just teach my students about Prohibition using my impending hangover?
This is why american education is failing
and the oscar for 'most creative swearing' goes to you for 'jesus's bloody fucksticks'
He asked me the next morning if he fell asleep inside of me. Drunk is an understatement.
We'll never be able to grow apart now. You can't look at a stranger & say "Yea I ate goldfish crackers off his dick." & just be casual about that.
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
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