so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
I changed the background on my phone to a picture of you so whenever I go to look at porn or text another girl I'll have second thoughts
Am I supposed to find that romantic?
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
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This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
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I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
Also I played a weird game of chicken in the ladies room at work between myself the person pooping 2 stalls over and a very determined maintenance man.
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
Was not aware that standing loudly up off the couch and loudly, drunkenly slurring "I'M EIGHTEEN NOW BITCHES" counted as a primitive mating call.
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