Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
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im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
I'm convinced that college is the only place where one can have an existential crisis over what sweatpants to wear
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
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As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
He deliberately gets me high because he knows I fuck better and then I make food for two. I don't know if I should feel mad or proud of him for thinking that far.
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