that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
its sad that the first thing i assume is that ur trying to indirectly tell me you fucked on a breakfast table
by asking you if you bought one for the apartment?
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
I was carrying around a bottle of Jameson yelling rescue me
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
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