belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
I'm sitting in front of the mirror eating cereal and pondering how my boobs got so big
Welcome to my life
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
Um of course I blew him. He brought me a shamrock shake. It was two o’clock in the morning on St. Patrick’s Day. There was no smoother move basically. He totally earned that head.
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
I've literally NEVER been on a date or gotten through one episode of netflix without having sex like I JUST WANT TO WATCH TRUE DETECTIVE
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
Umm my dog ate your vibrator. Sorry 😬
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
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