i hope my daughter doesn't end up with cankles. no guy likes cankles.
Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
College is a time for personal growth. Meaning it's time to start using those pickup lines on randos at dive bars.
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
Made eye contact with a friendly neighborhood dog walker while violently puking out the window. How's your Wednesday going?
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
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