And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
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Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
We interrupt your regularly scheduled Saturday morning programming with this important announcement: you are not the father. I repeat not the father. Congratulations and have a nice day.
We knew it was a good time to leave when you spilt the salsa on the ground and were trying to put it back in the jar with your hands
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
We decided to make playlists for each other. Do you know any songs that say "sorry I'm not as hot as your prostitute ex?"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
Put on my pants to go to work and discovered they had melted.
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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