I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
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As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
Carson when you get home I want you to go downstairs and go into each bedroom and pick up the underwear and either throw it out or give it back to the people who own them. Look all over the room. Thank, Love Mom
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Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
Can you have a quarter life crisis another time? I'm trying to masterbate.
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
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