Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
Ah that wonderful moment when you realise the bookmark you were using in a book you lent your mum is actually a receipt from a strip club
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
Man I gotta stop stashing shit when I'm high. I just spent 2 hours searching for my bag of pot and eventually found it in fucking a bandaid box.
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