Her vagina should come with caution tape.
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
vagina is talking i cant
Watching the 1st game of the world cup. I'll drunk dial you at 8:30 to wake you up for work.
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
This is how we made chicken soup last night: Whole chicken in a pot of vodka with a box of crackers and some carrots. We should go pro.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
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