This guy told us that for a dollar and two cigarettes he'd let Megan stomp on his crotch. We were gonna refuse, but we figured someone had to keep him from passing his stupid genes along.
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
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James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
I was going to call you an awful person for that. but then i realized we're both awful people.
Really* awful people.
well let's see. after you forcefully shoved a half-eaten apple in my mouth, you ruined the pepsi by dumping an entire beer in there.
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
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New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
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