She just sent me a txt where every word ended in "zzz", with about a hundred "!!!" and called herself "juicezzz". I need back up.
you lied vaginas dont taste like gold fish!
noo i said youre golden if her vagina tastes like fish!
Well yesterday i made out with the entire football team and rifht at this very moment our waiter looks like a ken doll. Straight up. And he gave me wine so ill probly make out with him
college has opened so many doors for you
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
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He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
I feel bad for the next person that's gonna live in my room. There's so much semen on the carpet
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
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This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
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