if another girl says "im usually cleaner down there" I'm just going to shoot myself
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
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Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
Had no idea what his name was when I woke up. Went through his desk, found his tax records. Ben. And loaded.
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
Responsible roommate: 1. Someone who takes a huge shit at work so as not to clog the toilet at home.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
My husband was abducted by a group of disco dancers in the parde and danced off down the street. If you see him, tell him to Hustle on home and clean the cat box. #MardiGras
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
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